Comment of the Day: Lethal Ejaculation

Commenting on the below video on YouTube, MultiChrisjb says:

Every time I ejaculate, I kill millions of potential humans. So I should be in Jail! This makes every man a mass murderer. I'll turn myself in tomorrow....

 

Comment of the Day:

Michael Crowley posted this with the caption "America, 2008" on TNR:

[photo since removed from tnr.com -- it had depicted a small blond boy fist-bumping with Obama standing next to a limousine on airport tarmac]

A little ways down, "williamyard" comments in a perfect parody of the ignorant electorate who so irk me:

What's the big deal? The Terrorist fist-bumping yet another albino Negro midget? Tell me something I don't already know.

Let me guess: the albino Negro midget's father came from "Kenya"--as in the People's Republic of Kenya.

How many times has the albino Negro midget registered to vote? Four? Six? It's anybody's guess.

Ten-to-one he's connected with all that offshore money pouring into the Obama campaign.

Methinks the midget won't be so keen on fist-bumping the Terrorist once he finds out his taxes are doubling so William Ayers can have convicted Negro felons teach highschoolers how to perform forced abortions on their Christian mothers under portraits of Malcolm X and Timothy Leary.

I've tried to point all this out, time and time again, but the MSM has ignored me. Meanwhile, CBS infiltrates Sarah Palin's campaign staff and her favorability ratings start tanking. And you won't hear CBS reporting on Obama's plans to pardon Charles Manson, now, will you? Coincidence?

I read this morning that Ahmadenijad has taken ill...just a little over a week before the U.S. election. How conveeeenient.

Tampa Bay hides the "Devil" in its name, Nate Silver predicts they'll win 200 games, meanwhile every Beltway "expert" is now quoting Fivethirtyeight, and the "Rays" are in the World Series.

Connect the fucking dots, people.

Wanting to know/read more about/by williamyard, I clicked on his username and got a great late-night style laugh off this one:

No, the campaign is not about the issues. Nor should it be.

As we can all agree, if elected President, B. Hussein Obama will in short order appoint Cindy Sheehan Secretary of Defense and will.i.am Ambassador to Iran, and summarily enslave Hillary delegates and force them to paint the White House black. It's true, because I read it on the Internet.

Moreover, there is nothing in the United States Constitution that prohibits a phantom from becoming President; thus there's nothing to stop John McCain from revealing that he is in fact Casper the Friendly Ghost and that he has arrived to save America from the Illinois Infidel and appoint Joe Lieberman as our next Barney Rubble.

The GOP is already in talks with Major League Baseball to distribute Sarah Palin Bobbleheads at this year's Fall Classic.

You laugh. Once upon a time, you probably laughed at the Tampa Bay Rays. They exorcised the Devil, and now look where they are.